Karim Dad Sultan- Dubai's Page

Welcome to my page. Over on my page you can find blogs, notes, jokes and a picture or two.

Woman 1: "You're son is terribly spoiled."
Woman 2: "How dare you. He's not spoiled at all."
Woman 1: "Yes he is. He just ate an old easter egg."

Why don't cannibals eat weather forecasters?
Because they give them wind.

Mummy, Mummy, Daddy's on fire.
Quick! Go get the marshmallows!

Mummy, Mummy, I think I have a split personality.
Go clean up your brother's room, too.

KID: Mummy, Mummy, Daddy just put Rover down.
MUMMY: I'm sure he had a good reason for it.
KID: But he promised I could do it.

KID: Mummy, Mummy, when are we going to have Grandma for dinner?
MUM: We haven't finished eating your father yet.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, what is the best way to avoid biting insects?
DR: Don't bite any.

P: Doctor, Doctor, my nose is running
D: You'd better catch it quick.

P: Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
D: The resemblance doesn't end there.

P: Doctor, Doctor, people keep disagreeing with me.
D: No they don't.

P: Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a video
D. I thought I'd seen you before.